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Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. fffuuu

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#22 (0) on 02/24/2012 at 12:28 PM by someone - Canada (Ontario) Miscellaneous Tags: bed room granddad boxing snore

Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm and cause cancer. Fffuuu

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#23 (0) on 02/28/2012 at 5:59 PM by someone - United States (California) Miscellaneous Tags: sperm cancer microwave

today a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead, fffuuu

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#10 (0) on 12/30/2011 at 6:11 PM by someone - France Other Tags: msn friend farther died smiley

Today, I fell asleep at a friends party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. Fffuuu

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#4 (0) on 12/16/2011 at 10:05 PM by someone - United Kingdom (England) Miscellaneous Tags: party farted loud people

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. fffuuu

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#8 (1) on 12/28/2011 at 8:35 PM by someone - New Zealand (Chatham Islands) Miscellaneous Tags: diagnose sickness dog magazine fffuuu

today I spent half hour writing a document, once finished I went to hit the 'save' button and hit 'new' button instead which in-turn completely wiped away all my work meaning I have to do it all again! FFFUUU

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#15 (1) on 01/11/2012 at 7:33 PM by someone - United States (Oregon) Miscellaneous Tags: deleted document write save gone

today I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. fffuuu

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#24 (1) on 02/29/2012 at 11:32 AM by someone - United States (Florida) Kids Tags: potty pee fffuuu today overfilled

today my dog thought it would leave a poo on my stairs. FFFUUU

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#7 (0) on 12/28/2011 at 3:34 PM by someone - United States Animals Tags: poo dog stairs stink

today i cooked dinner for a male friend. i tried to carry two plates of food and a drink when i slip and dropped everything! i really made a fool of myself.... omg and fffuuuuu

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#5 (0) on 12/18/2011 at 8:15 PM by Pixie26 - United Kingdom (England) Other Tags: cooking friend dropped food stupid

Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FFFUUU

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#26 (0) on 02/29/2012 at 6:14 PM by someone - United States (New York) Miscellaneous Tags: prank fail 10dollar knife funny gone wrong

today i went out in my car and it broke down Fffuu

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#14 (0) on 01/07/2012 at 5:48 PM by BrianW - United Kingdom (England) Other Tags: car

Today, I was jumped by two guys. Apparently I'd previously tried to run them off the road. I don't even drive. fffuuu

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#9 (1) on 12/30/2011 at 5:18 PM by someone - United States Miscellaneous Tags: fffuuu jumped drive beatup today ouch

today I got soaked by rain when going home after picking my daughters up from school, fffuuu

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#1 (0) on 12/15/2011 at 9:34 PM by SocialMunch - United Kingdom (England) Other Tags: rain wet soaked

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. Fffuuu

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#20 (1) on 02/20/2012 at 9:40 AM by someone - United States (Florida) Miscellaneous Tags: dog attack chicken party

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